“I don’t give a shit about grand gestures or flowers at my door, I just want your teeth across my neck and my lips pressed to the small of your back, I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6.”
– (via ruby-moon)
why are people so caught up in romanticizing the past? romanticize the future. there will be robots and slightly more equality
nobody sees you cry when you weld
is this really going to be my first popular text post on this blog
Disney’s Women of Color + hair porn
WHERE ARE THE OTHER FIFTEEN? WHAT A RIP OFF!
I just found the best Facebook page
i’d call this bullshit but then i remember my aunt went to a private boarding school and my grandpa picked her up in a helicopter every friday so she could go home for the weekends
humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh
If you think about it Ursula was actually really nice because she only promised Ariel legs, and she gave her really nice legs that matched her body type and skin color when she could have just as easily given her goat legs
"Girl Scouts promote lesbianism and abortion!"
Yes why do you think I bought 15 boxes of thin mints.
Yes, but Girl Scout shouldn’t be a thing, it should just be Scouting of America!!
Girls Scouts became a thing because guys could not and still cannot handle women in their troops defend the girl scouts to the fucking death because we aren’t equal and taking away safe spaces for young girls won’t achieve that either
Boys scouts have been scouts canada for more than 7 years. It’s open to both girls and boys. They originally made Girl Scouts because one BAMF girl was in Boy Scouts disguised as a boy for months and months and no one found out until one day they were going into a boys changing room to get changed and she refused. Because it was the early 1900s and boys and girls were still supposed to be mostly segregated the leaders of that scouts group helped her open up Girl Scouts.
“Being a girl is so fucking expensive.”
– Renoirs (via renoirs)